Do you work at a company where everyone is compensated very differently?

Then chances are you are going to be subject to a Dirty Santa, Yankee Swap, or White Elephant gift exchange. Every holiday season, in lieu of actual fun, they have one of these lame deals. I do like that it gives you a chance to interact with everyone at the party, but the rest is just boring.

I never follow the guidelines on this interoffice gift giving extravaganza. They always put some dollar amount limit. If I want to buy fake poop to give, and it's $11, it's a no go? They always say "no booze" so I get booze. It's fun to watch people fight over the liquor. Drinking ten dollars worth of booze, is not as fun as watching people fight over $10 worth of booze.

But you don't care about all that, you just need some ideas to get the juices flowing so you can get an awesome white elephant gift. That is the reason you are here, so take a look at this assortment that we have here at the station to get your ideas.

1.Rotisserie Chicken Flavored Candy Canes

2.Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

3.Yodelling Pickle

4.Smoked Rattlesnake In A Can

5. Coolio The Ghetto Gourmet Cookbook

There are some quality ideas for you. What do you do at your work Christmas party?