These #TakeYourChildtoWorkDay Tweets Will Make You Long for a New Job
Today (April 27) is Take Your Child to Work Day, the one day of the year dedicated to blurring the lines between sending your progeny to school while you get a few uninterrupted hours to make some money and having them tag along to realize the working world is not nearly as fun as they believe it is.
While you are busy setting up Junior with a pile of papers and markers so he can color while you try to actually squeeze in some work between queries of “When’s lunch?” and declarations of “I have to go to the bathroom,” maybe you can find a moment to read what others are saying and realize you are most definitely not alone.
That’s right — Twitter is buzzing about Take Your Child to Work Day, from the cute to the ghastly. And, as you might imagine, several people took the day to make a point about President Trump because it’s 2017 and that’s the world we live in now.
— Tonka Sly (@TonkaSly) April 27, 2017
— Cheryl Zaidan (@FeralCherylZ) April 27, 2017
If there are kids at my work today, I'm going to teach them all new swear words. #takeyourchildtoworkday
— Lost in Hyrule (@kindofjoking) April 27, 2017
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) April 27, 2017
#takeyourchildtoworkday "OK son, this is daddy's office, and that corner is where daddy cries & rocks back forth until lunchtime…"
— DougZ (@Doug_Zbi) April 27, 2017
So you can bring your human child to work but if I strap my dog to my chest in a babybjorn then I'm unprofessional? #takeyourchildtoworkday
— MsBombas (@shleythom) April 27, 2017
#takeyourchildtoworkday so that they can get a sneak preview of the fluorescent bulb riddled hell they'll have to look forward to.
— Ignoble Savage (@drayzze) April 27, 2017
#takeyourchildtoworkday I guess Hillary Clinton won't be taking Chelsea anywhere today.
— Muskogee life (@Ebola6673) April 27, 2017
It's #takeyourchildtoworkday which means I should 100% be allowed to take my dog
— Nicole Buckley (@niicolebuckley) April 27, 2017
@knovak832_novak @beastieaw @smiley2410 @LeeRock @Annepappas22 @pscoordsen13 @JouDee_Langga @paint_you2 @orsognadina I work with adults that act like children, does that count? LOL #takeyourchildtoworkday #BatB
— Deb Fleming (@deb5881) April 27, 2017
#takeyourchildtoworkday is great, but it also means I'm gonna have to tape my mouth shut to avoid dropping F-bombs for the next 8 hrs
— Emma Thorne (@ewthor) April 27, 2017
— (((Paul Green))) (@bigsexy_tote) April 27, 2017
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) April 27, 2017
— RS (@RS_Amaze15) April 27, 2017
— Dr. David Romei (@DavidRomeiPHD) April 27, 2017
— andy lassner (@andylassner) April 27, 2017
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